If you use the third-floor bathroom, you will follow these 10 rules, or else:
1) Turn off the light when you leave.
2) Clean up your facial hair after shaving.
3) Flush the toilet after use.
4) After showering, turn off all three knobs, not just the outer two.
5) Do not leave smelly clothes hanging anywhere.
6) Throw away your empty bottles when they're done.
7) Don't get the floor or chair wet when leaving the shower; dry off in the shower if need be.
8) Only pee with the seat up.
9) Leave the front right portion of the sink uncluttered and dry.
10) Throw away the toilet-paper cylinder if you finish off the roll.
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sometimes i go all the way to the third floor bathroom just to disobey these 10 rules.
ReplyDeleteoh ya, and i also sometimes deposit my semen on the seat for shits and giggles...
If you'd stop being so goddamn chaste, you wouldn't have to deposit your semen there, or into any non-vagina, anymore.
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