Thursday, December 25, 2008

Bros Before Hos?

Left off Rolling Stone's list of 100 best guitarists ever were Slash, Richie Sambora, and Allen Collins. All three of these players are more talented than Joan Jett and Joni Mitchell, but in today's PC climate, Rolling Stone couldn't afford to leave the list devoid of female rockers. Shame on them for bowing to the feminist agenda and depriving worthier guitarists of their rightful place in rock history. We are all worse for it.

Some gems contributed to mankind by our underappreciated aforementioned trio include the solos in November Rain, Estranged, Sweet Child o' Mine, Freebird, That Smell, Living on a Prayer, and the underrated Dry County. All Joni Mitchell left us was bad art.

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